Bath Bomb Bite Me
“You can’t say bomb at the airport!”
Everyone must go away. Everyone. The lady ordering the low fat, no dairy, vegan, gluten-free, double coconut milk, chai tea latte: gone. That guy who is manspreading on the train, taking up three seats, and snoring in your face: done. The dog that ate through the mattress, then the box spring, and then the carpet: finished. Children with three hours of homework for 1st Grade spelling…wait…wait…maybe this is not the best mood to be in right now. Perhaps a bath would help? But, sitting in a dreary, boring puddle of water doesn’t take away this kind of stress. It’s time to blow up your bad mood!
It’s going to take a foaming, fragranced, simple, zero clean-up, and fun bath to get rid of this kind of stress and a Sugar + Spruce Bath Bomb is the weapon of choice for this battle. Don’t worry you won’t to have to pay for a three thousand dollar hammer to get this weapon in your inventory. Just grab a set from us and get back to turning the tide of battle.
The Scent Story:
With one whiff of this you’ll be reminiscing about that one dreamy, half naked, oiled up vampire feeding you delectable cherry’s and strawberries as you lay upon a throne of other less sexy but sexy enough vampires laying upon more less sexier vampires laying upon even more less sexier vampires!....sorry this scent is carrying me away you get the idea though it’s as great as a giant sexy mountain of vampires.
No factories were used in this product:
Our small batch, handmade bath bombs turn a boring bath into a foamy, fun, refreshing soak that leaves you fresh and ready to face the day; go to sleep; or tuck those little angels into bed.
- Sulfate free
- Non-staining cosmetic safe colorants
- Phthalates free fragrance
- No chemical preservatives
- Not tested on animals (only team members)
- Small batch, artisan made in store
- Moisturizing avocado oil
Dropping one in your bathtub with you, your partner, or the kids gives a fizzy, fresh smelling and fun kick to your dull bath routine. You’ll have to lock the door to keep them all from jumping in…or not! Instead of wrestling the kids into the tub, you’ll be following the trail of clothes and giggles to the great smelling angels you remember. When its over you’ll have little if anything to clean up, a bathroom that smells like a palace and a new outlook on life to take into battle with you. Sugar + Spruce Bath Bombs are the right tool in the arsenal for anyone who needs the best defense from the trials and tribulations of 21st Century life.
Featured Ingredients:
Avocado oil, Baking soda, Citric acid, Creme of Tartar, Sodium lauryl sulfoacetate, FDA approved colorants used (lakes, dyes and Micas) Fragrance
Caution!
You will be tempted to use 2 per bath. May make the tub slippery so be careful stepping out.