Beard Balm - Bespoke Blends

$18.00

“Who’s scruffy looking?!”

We’ve all seen him in the mirror. That bedraggled, frizzy, dull, scruffy-faced dude looking back at you instead of the luxuriously bearded man-about- town you expected. The guy that gets a “you poked me” from your morning kiss or “daddy your beard hurts” after the bedtime story.


A soft, gloriously radiant, groomed, and manly fragranced beard is the better way. The beard that gets a “wait that’s all I get?” – before sweeping out the door to save kittens from trees and close multi-billion dollar international deals is just a small tin can away. Our Beard Balm transforms the scruffy faced, nerf herder in the mirror into the guy that the cover models look to for style tips.

How this miraculous transformation occurs:

Our 100% natural beard balm transforms dry, worn out beard hair and skin into a soft moisturized fresh look and feel.

  • No artificial fragrances or colors
  • Bespoke blended essential oils
  • No chemical preservatives
  • Not tested on animals (only husbands)
  • Small batch, artisan made in store
  • Travel size, recyclable steel container
  • Unscented, Bay Rum or Forest Fir fragrances
  • 2 ounce tin
  • Medium hold


A small amount rubbed into your beard and skin gets control of unruly hair with butters and oils that penetrate the hair follicles, as well as lanolin to create a moisture barrier for long lasting softness. You’ll swagger out of the house feeling confident and looking professional for whatever the world has for you. Whether your day includes brewing a quadruple hopped craft pumpkin bitter IPA or you’re piloting your private jet to Monaco for a martini, Our Beard Balm gives you the soft luxurious beard the world expects from a man of your station.

Caution:  

May cause extreme hotness!

Featured ingredients:

Argan oil + Lanolin + Shea Butter + Vitamin E + Jojoba Oil + Bespoke Essential Oil Blends + Tea Tree Essential Oil